Some People Will Never Watch 'Maleficent.' Of Course, You Know Why
June 05, 2014![]() |
Jennifer Aniston at the Golden Globes in 2010, Angelina Jolie at the Oscars in 2012 |
Women ostensibly make up the target audience of Maleficent, but it seems like Disney doesn't really have this demographic in the bag. Apparently, a good chunk of the public holds grudges as long as Maleficent:
Everyone is out watching Maleficent....meanwhile I'm still mad for Jennifer Aniston....
— Tina T (@thefancyfaced) June 2, 2014
Wow, Angelina Jolie! First you break up Brad and Jennifer THEN you ruin my childhood with Maleficent? Where does it end?!!
— Casey (@modernkicksss) June 2, 2014
Many times, it's the mothers.
My mom says I can't watch Maleficent because it would hurt Jennifer Aniston's feelings.
— Brianna Kirkham (@BriKirk) May 21, 2014
Mom- "I don't wanna see Maleficent because of Angelina." Me- "WHAT WHY." Mom- "because she took brad away from Jennifer." #reallymom
— Angel Custodio (@Angel__Custodio) June 2, 2014
Others think Jennifer Aniston should have been the hero to Angelina Jolie's villain.
"If Angelina Jolie is #Maleficent does that make me Sleeping Beauty?"-Jennifer Anniston asking Justin Theroux as he nods nervously.
— Jeremiah Ortega (@jortega8) May 29, 2014
These ones really get it though.
Wait brad should've been the king. Angelina should've been the Queen and Jennifer should've been maleficent
— &rëw (@anderewee) June 2, 2014
Watching Angelina as Maleficent cry over Stefan in the movie thinking . She finally knows Jennifer Aniston's pain
— Richie James (@richieisgone) May 31, 2014
Disney's Maleficent. See the world through Jennifer Aniston's eyes
— Jonny Pierce (@Jonnypierce) January 27, 2014
But Jen may have had a hand in it all along.
Big buzz on Angelina Jolie as the evil witch in Sleeping Beauty spinoff Maleficent. Who knew Jennifer Aniston was also a casting director?
— Lesley Abravanel (@lesleyabravanel) June 19, 2012
Oh it's a movie? This whole time I thought Jennifer Aniston had those Maleficent billboards put up all over town.
— Julian McCullough (@julezmac) May 16, 2014
It really is perfect casting.
"Nooooo, reaaalllyyyyy??." - Jennifer Aniston, after reading reviews celebrating Angelina Jolie's performance as an evil woman.
#Maleficent
— Michael Mattera (@Michael_Mattera) June 1, 2014
In the end, people just love Maleficent more than they hate Angelina.
Angelina was incredible as Maleficent, but I will never forgive what she did to Jennifer.
— Joe C. (@HeyJoeC) June 2, 2014
like i am not a fan of Angelina Jolie right (cuz she stole brad pitt from Jennifer Aniston) but I really really liked her in Maleficent.
— Amelia Lau (@pinkedgloss) May 29, 2014
I might still be really bitter that Angelina Jolie broke up Brad & Jennifer, buuut she did a really good job in Maleficent. Bravo👏
— Katie May (@hey_katiemay) June 3, 2014
Withstanding the fact that I'm Team Jennifer til I die, Maleficent was boss and Angie J brought new meaning to the word "diva"
— Law-rennn (@glbreland) June 1, 2014
Maleficent is such a good film but I'm still team Jennifer Aniston ✋
— Anna Fleming (@Anna_Fleming1) June 3, 2014
Alas, Jen knows it takes two to tango, and he must suffer too.
A man at the Maleficent premiere punched Brad Pitt in the face. In other news, Jennifer Aniston is having a great day.
— Chelsea Davison (@chelsea_davison) May 30, 2014
Team Jennifer vs. Team Angelina has officially outlasted Team Edward vs. Team Jacob.
Crisis: I never wanted to like Angelina Jolie cause I love Jennifer Aniston so much. Now after Maleficent I don't know what to do. Help.
— hannah torrey (@hannahtorrey) May 30, 2014
Here's the first time Jennifer, Angelina, and Brad were in the same room since the Scandal of the Naughties:
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