"Cautionary Women" is just another way of saying "Mean Girls." It would be remiss of this site not to pay tribute to the Queen Bee herself, the evil-in-human-form Regina George. Many teen movie narratives since Heathers have relied on self-absorbed blondes to terrorize schoolyards. Mean Girls is no exception, but Regina is in unique territory (her name literally means "reigning queen"). Brought to life by Rachel McAdams (and Tina Fey's script), the empress of the Plastics spits out cutting one-liners like there's no tomorrow. Be very afraid of her, not when she's in front of you, but when she's behind your back. Or on the phone, Ms. George's weapon of choice if you've seen how expertly she handles her three-way calls. Think Regina is an awesome style icon? Get in loser, we're going shopping. So, like, how do I dress like Regina George? It's easy to forget that Mean Girls came out in 2004. That's how fetch fresh it ...